We all want to be important. We all want to be king of the hill. We all want to be Mayor.

Foursquare allows you to check in to locations and earn badges. Eventually, with enough effort, you can become Mayor of a location. Right now, I wish I was the mayor of my bed. Unfortunately, I think my cats are vying for that position.

Yet, one can look at the mayorship in another way. Sometimes, there are people you deal with on a regular basis that just seem to be very obstinate and bull headed, even when they are dead to rights wrong. For them, I wish they would oust their head as the Mayor of their ass. I don't even care if they aren't on Foursquare. The sentiment holds true.