Montoya, Inc.

Posted by Mongo Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Montoya, Inc.
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Are you seeking vengeance?  Have you spent your entire life seeking out the person that wronged you in the hopes you can give them the bitch slapping of a lifetime?  Have you ever blaved at cards?

Here at Montoya, Inc., our professional Revenge Business Experts are ready to help you carry out your plans.   Are they good?  Of course.  After 20 years, they ought to be.  And don’t let the fact that they’re Spaniards cause you not to take their word.  The experts at Montoya, Inc. have been in the revenge business so long, if it were over, they wouldn’t know what to do with themselves.

So, call now for all your revenge solutions.  Operators are standing by.

“Hello, This is Montoya, Inc.
Someone killed your father?
  Let us help you prepare them to die.”


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